December 2011
114 posts
-fuckyeahxbox360:
I’m crouching for a sneak attack with my bow, I release and BAM, Vigilance jumped at the guy and I got a critical strike to my dog’s head. And he died.
i used to tumblr like you, then i took an arrow...
(¬‿¬)...: Erm.. →
somethingnotworthwhile:
I fast-travelled to the College of Winterhold and upon my entrance, I was attacked by a dragon.
Heavily empowered, I ran into one of the halls, ‘shouted’ one of my apprentice classmates and led them to where the dragon was.
Once outside, they automatically started attacking the dragon, but, near…
Skyrim...
sterzetanee:
If Skyrim was on kinect would I have to shout in dragon at my TV?
Train ride named Desire, headed for Disaster.:... →
sayinwhatsreal:
This post pertains to those who love video games, especially the one ‘Skyrim’. If this doesn’t interest you, then you’re more than welcome to keep scrollin’. But if this DOES interest you, stay here, because I have some shit to tell you.
To all of you who have played Skyrim, you know that one of…
I think almost every time I open my map while...
nightmarenurse:
No. Really. I was headed the other way how the hell.
This doesn’t even make sense. Fuck maps.
brandnewswastikas:
“Smoke, weed everyday”
- A homeowner reminding the gardener, who is named Smoke, to remember to weed the garden everyday
November 2011
85 posts
Shopping vs. Video Games
rockfordauthor:
Never should've bought Skyrim last night..
beautifulbliss7:
because now I’m playing Skyrim instead of playing MW3
violeteyes-:
Skyrim, baby, I love you.
ultraviolentx:
Me: “Can you pleaseeeee take me home?”
Zack: “Why?”
Me: “I want to play Skyrim…”
Zack: “Fine. Skyrim can be your boyfriend.”
Me: “Alright then. I’m going to go home and play Skyrim in my underwear. And its going to be sexy. And you don’t get to see it because you’re not a Nord or an Argonian.”
Zack: “You’re ridiculous.”
Me: “You like it.”
Parents Name Their Son Dovahkiin, Get Free... →
Had no idea that I could get married in Skyrim.
joystik-harlot:
Totally going to go marry everyone and be a King. I will sit on my throne of Dragon bones, fuck bitches, make loot. None shall fuck with thine shit.
S U C C U B U S;: Friday I declare you SKYRIM... →
zsadisticxsyn:
soo I’m Thain in two areas
I climbed the 7,000 steps (more like 70,000) to the greybeards..fucking pricks.
I’ve killed 7 dragons
I’ve joined the the thieves guild
Joined the college of winterhold
and I’ve stolen from about 20+ areas (stolen from every house in those areas)
that’s what I’ve…
