August 2012
101 posts
red40lake:
albrie:
i’ve just started a band called 999 megabytes
we haven’t done a gig yet
WOW THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY EXCEPT THERE ARE 1024 MEGABYTES IN A GIG SO YOUR JOKE SHOULD SAY “i’ve just started a band called 1023 megabytes” YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
When you get back and someone is sitting in your...
bluntblowinbitchhh:
~*Corpses Bobbing In The Sea*~: (Extra super long,... →
justthesocialfreak:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Slendy is fun time.
You: Before you ask, I am not Slendy
Stranger: I don’t ask XD
Stranger: I wait for the idiots to go, “OMG, ARE YOU SLENDY YET?”
You: Oh, dear……
Heard these two guys talking...
guy 1: are you a boobs guy, or a butt guy? i'm definitely a boobs guy.
guy 2: i'm all for the butts, man.
guy 1: but even guys can have nice butts!
guy 2: some guys have big boobs, too.
guy 1: ...
